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Madonna just launched a... facial roller? Anyway it looks like a sex toy
Madonna just launched a... facial roller? Anyway it looks like a sex toy
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***PROBLEMATIC KLAXON***
We might fight against hierarchical structures which presume that beauty products are of more intrinsic worth than sexing-yourself products. Maybe sex toys look like facial rollers? How's about that?
***PROBLEMATIC KLAXON: THE SEQUEL***
I am not a woman (check the bio), so even if a nice orgasm was preferable to a rolled face I'd have no business discussing it. But I think it might be. It is, at least, possible.
Anyway, time for you all to check out Madge's wares for yourself.
11/10 a diddling aid. We see you, Madonna. We see you.
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