Guy slashes friend's dick after he started hanging out with other people

Nobody likes getting ditched off by a friend in favour for new, more excited mates, but sadly it's just one of those things in life you have to deal with. The best way to get over it is by getting some new mates and just just moving on because you're a rational adult. What you DON'T do is go around chopping your former besties body parts off because you feel upset. That would be a slight overreaction!



However, 46-year-old Wayne Buxton thought that maiming his former buddy Steven Sealy, was the best way to get back at him for hanging out with other people. Steven was visiting Wayne but then nipped off to have some drinks with the upstairs neighbours. Wayne, having not been invited, didn't like this one bit so he grabbed a knife and slashed Steven's dick, fingers and armpit. Wayne was later found guilty and was sentenced to nine months in prison and was given a two year restraining order from Steven. Damn. With friends like that, who needs enemies!