Everton really need to pack in all this Angry Birds nonsense
Everton's kit for this season is mostly really bloody good. A simple bit of design with a tidy collar and some lovely, lovely Umbro piping on the sleeves.
Though if you were to single out one aspect of it for criticism, I suppose it'd have to be the fucking god-awful Angry Birds logo!
And if that wasn't enough (it's never enough) the club have just announced that some of their players will be appearing in the latest version of 2010's favourite game. Don't look at this image!
Or this video!
🐦 | Introducing the first footballers to feature in @AngryBirds...
— Everton (@Everton) August 22, 2018
Gylfi Sigurdsson, @CenkTosun_ and @TheoWalcott!
Download Angry Birds Evolution now to play ➡️ https://t.co/XbbnFhdjMG pic.twitter.com/3JcJjF5BM7
Eesh. One can only hope that Gylfi Sigurdsson, Cenk Tosun and Theo Walcott have been paid handsomely for their time and trouble there cos that shit really is embarrassing.