Dude stabbed himself to death after thinking his vest was stab-proof
This years Darwin award has got to be given to this utter twat, who died after stabbing himself in the chest to show off his 'stab-proof' vest. Honestly, I can't make this stuff up.
22-year-old Jordan Easton from Thornaby-on-Tees, North Yorkshire was hanging out at his mates house when he decided to demonstrate his impressive new stab-proof vest. Like what sort of dude from North Yorkshire needs that kind of heavy duty shit in the first place?! So Jordan grabs the knife and jams it into the vest, only for the blade to pierce right through to his chest. He must've ordered it from China. Teesside assistant coroner Karin Welsh said:
While in the kitchen, he took hold a knife to demonstrate it was stab-proof and sadly realised it wasn’t the case.
Jordan was rushed to hospital following the stabbing but he died soon after. Recording a verdict of death, the coroner blamed it on “the foolishness of youth”. Yup, that's one way of putting it. Natural selection at it's best!
