Creepy 37-year-old fat dude says he won't stop until he finds a woman aged 18-22

A creepy 37-year-old dude has been banned from Starbucks for asking a 16-year-old barista on a date. Lucas Werner, has been trying to find a younger woman for the past five years but isn't having much luck. He says he is sick of 'ageist Millennials' but that he won't stop until he's dating a women born in the 1990s.


 
Lucas admitted that he goes on dating websites and lies about his age to try and meet girls between 18 and 22, but funnily enough he's had no takers yet. Despite countless rejections, Lucas refuses to date anyone over the age of 25, and has posted obsessively about trying to date young women.  Here are just a few of his ramblings:



Lucas also claims that his sperm has curative powers and that 'men over 35 strengthen the immune system of their mates' and that 'women under 26 are the most fertile. Eww. That's some proper Handmaid's Tale shit going on right there. If you thought his Facebook ramblings were bad, check out his creepy video:



Dude needs to pack that in right now. As if some broke-ass fat dude is going to bag himself an 18-year-old hottie. Get the fuck outta here!