Remember Paris Hilton's sexy Nerd Chat Line?

Just the 13 years late to the party...

Remember Paris Hilton's sexy Nerd Chat Line?

Just the 13 years late to the party...

But in my defence it was reposted on the Saturday Night Live YouTube channel yesterday, so when it comes to the belated props I'm well on the pulse.

It's an absolute gift for the demographics of this parish as well.

Paris Hilton - Check.

Wanking over the phone - Check.

Said wanking facilitated by sexualised versions of well known sci-fi characters - You fucking got it.

Pile in!

That's probably reminded you of ol' Pazza's sex tape hasn't it?

You're welcome.

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