Jurassic Park stars Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard team up for College Humor short

Remember that story in the news a while back of the woman who tried to board a flight with her 'emotional support peacock'?

You probably didn't realise at the time but it turns out it was a wide-open goal for some relatable Jurassic Park-themed #content.  Swap the peacock for a Velociraptor and Bob's your uncle.

Meanwhile, back in the real world, American Airlines have just published a list of animals (emotional support or otherwise) that are banned from their flights.

In full...
 
Amphibians
Ferrets
Goats
Hedgehogs
Insects
Reptiles
Rodents
Snakes
Spiders
Sugar gliders
Non-household birds (farm poultry, waterfowl, game birds, & birds of prey)
Animals with tusks, horns or hooves (excluding miniature horses properly trained as service animals)
Any animal that is unclean / has an odor

Might want to make a note of that ahead of your summer holidays, you ridiculous snowflake bastards!