Neighbours note tells couple they're sick of seeing 'small willy' & 'big boobs'
Imagine coming home from work one day to find a note through your letterbox asking you to put your small cock and big tits away? That's exactly what Karin Stone and her husband Jay recently had to deal with.
The couple came home one day to find a note from a 'concerned' neighbour stating that they could see into their home. This is what the note said:
Obviously the couple were pretty pissed off, seeing as they can do whatever the fuck they want in their own home, and they retaliated by writing a little note of their own.
I mean yeah, don't stare at a naked couple through their bedroom window and then get all offended that you're seeing some tits and a willy. Karin said:
On Friday I travelled down to Norwich and my husband said 'you will never believe it, we have got a note through the door'. He read out the note from the neighbours and I was like 'what the hell', I thought 'why have you been peeping in my window anyway?'. We don't stand at the window and dance or anything. He thought it was a wind up at first, he said surely no one would be that ridiculous. But from the handwriting it looks like an older person has written it. I was shocked. If they knocked on my door I would have said 'I'm sorry' - but if they are that much of a prude, they have gone into quite a description. I think it is really funny, in particular how they describe my husband as having a little willy. It was quite offensive, I thought 'how dare you?'.
To be fair, I'd be pretty livid if someone sent a cowardly note saying my bloke had a small cock. I'd march him right round to that letter writing cunt and get my man to slap his dick around that tossers face. The couple haven't had a response to their letter yet, but they reckon they could have a war of notes on their hands. I do hope so!
