There once was a pub called the Princess Royal. The landlady said she'd change the name of it if Burnley qualified for the Europa League.
Which they pretty much have done, barring an Evertonian miracle from Fat Sam.
And so, the Princess Royal shall henceforth be known as The Royal Dyche.
A pub's being re-named The Royal Dyche after staff promised to honour Burnley FC's manager Sean Dyche if he got the team into Europe. His side virtually clinched qualification for the Europa League on Saturday. One fan's mocked up this new pub sign! https://t.co/giIvI76cai pic.twitter.com/umM6fvqWCn
— BBC North West (@BBCNWT) April 30, 2018
The sign! It might only be a mock-up but call off the search; there's not a chance that's being improved on.
Wouldn't begrudge him a cheeky manager of the year award either, would you?