Providing the bastard hasn’t done one over on your team, is there a more glorious spectacle than that of a shithouse footballer getting away with an outrageous dive?
The South Americans generally do a nice line in this sort of thing, and it’s there we’re headed to witness some grade A deception from Jean Meneses, a forward for Chilean side Universidad de Concepcion.
They were heading for a 1-1 draw in their recent match against Colo Colo, that was until Meneses did this to win a late penalty…
And of course they scored it! Final score 2-1. Top, top rascalling!