Woman beats the shit out of her boyfriend after he interrupts sex to check on dinner
A 51-year-old woman called Theresa Warren was arrested in Florida recently after police got a call about domestic violence. It turns out she had beaten the living shit out of her boyfriend after he interrupted sex to go and check on dinner.
Theresa told officers that she and her boyfriend were drinking booze and 'having a good time', when he suddenly punched her in the face. She even had a red mark on her face to prove it. However, her bloke had a rather different account of what went down. He claimed that while they were indeed 'drinking alcohol, cooking, watching the Nascar race and having a good time', he wasn't the one throwing punches.
He said that they started shagging, but then he remembered that he'd left food in the oven so he pulled his wang out of Theresa's sloppy clunge to go and check on dinner. That's when he claimed Theresa smashed a TV on the floor in a fit of rage. When he asked her what was wrong, she apparently screamed and started pummeling him in the face and stomach. He managed to push her off but she charged at him again so he put his hands out to block her, which is how she got the red mark on her face. See? It's all becoming clear.
While Theresa was left with a red mark on her face, her bloke came out of it slightly worse. He had a swollen left eye, cuts and bruises, plus a mark on his stomach. Officials decided that Theresa was the primary aggressor and arrested her on a misdemeanour battery charge, before taking her to Lake County Jail. Bitch needs to be grateful she's got a dude who cooks and gives her sweet sweet lovin. Spoiled cow!
