Can't go around honking other players' dicks

Unfortunately, no one appears to have mentioned this to Matt Miazga; the Chelsea defender currently on loan at Vitesse Arnhem.



Vitesse have fined the U.S international an undisclosed sum for that assault on Herenveen's Denzel Dumfries, describing it as “inappropriate behaviour.”  Bloody right it is.

Let this be a lesson to you, lads.