If you're fed up of using boring old toilet paper and want to give your bumholy a little treat, you need to try 'Shittens.'
Shittens are mitten-shaped moist wipes that were designed to prevent your hands from getting smeared in shit when you wipe.
According to the company's website, shittens aren't meant to replace dry tissue but they just act as a soft little surprise for your anus.
It's a pretty nifty novelty item for those monster drunken turds but I'd be fucking horrified if I saw a box of these in a dudes bathroom. The company's website has some rather impressive testimonials too, although I can't guarantee how legit they:
Check out the shittens advert. This song will be stuck in your head all day!
Clean your smelly anus with 'Shittens' disposable loo wipes
Shittens are mitten-shaped moist wipes that were designed to prevent your hands from getting smeared in shit when you wipe.
