This is definitely the best player announcement video of the January transfer window

Some Turkish team you've never heard of have only gone and signed Samuel bloody Eto'o! 

He might be 52, but it's still a coup for little ol' Atiker Konyaspor.  To celebrate, they took to Twitter and went full Game Of Thrones on us.

Should you ever go full Game Of Thrones?  I was always under the impression that you shouldn't, but maybe I was wrong...

🌪Samuel Stormborn of the House Eto'o
🥇First of His Name
🔥The Unburnt
👑King of the Forwards
⛓Breaker of Chains
🦅Father of Eagles pic.twitter.com/4aWXrRu5zQ

— Atiker Konyaspor (@konyaspor) January 31, 2018

Decent, no?