If you're struggling for inspiration as to what to get your other half for Christmas, look no further than this gigantic swiss army knife.
With over 87 implements, the device is able to perform over 141 functions, from apple coring to fish scaling. It will only set you back about nine thousand U.S. dollars so you might as well get two. According to Amazon reviews, if you leave the knife in your car overnight, it'll even fix it up, drive it into town, and return with 2 hookers and a cooler full of beer. Check out the other hilarious reviews:
With over 87 implements, the device is able to perform over 141 functions, from apple coring to fish scaling. It will only set you back about nine thousand U.S. dollars so you might as well get two. According to Amazon reviews, if you leave the knife in your car overnight, it'll even fix it up, drive it into town, and return with 2 hookers and a cooler full of beer. Check out the other hilarious reviews: