You can now buy an underwear patch that will make your farts smell like mint

If you have a smelly ass that can clear a room, we may a solution for you - The Flatulence Deoderiser.



It's a disposable activated charcoal cloth pad that you tape to your undies like a panty liner. Whenever you need to guff simply do it in the pad and it will absorb all of your smelly gasses and release a mint scent instead. mmm yummy. I can't see this being embarrassing at all. Afterall, there's nothing sexier than a dude wearing a fart pad on a first date.