If your mates think it's funny to feed you dog turd while you're blindfolded, it's probably time to find some new friends.
A video was recently posted to Facebook and shows a dude with his hands taped to his knees and wearing a blindfold. His "mate" then proceeds to feed the blindfolded guy different types of chocolate to test his Cadbury's v Nestle knowledge. After a few mouthfulls of different chocolate bars, the so called mate feeds his friend a fresh dog turd and understandably the guy went fucking mental, as you would. Grim!