Drag race! Nissan GT-R vs Audi TT RS

The Nissan's got 168 more horsepower, but the Audi's way, way lighter.

But is it light enough to secure glorious victory for Germany?  For Europe?  For the western way of life?

No, not quite.  It's a lot closer than you might imagine though...



Would still have the TT.  And looking like a hairdresser is a risk i'd be willing to take.