Dude thought his flatmate left a pile of cocaine on his coffee table - he was wrong!

Imagine coming home after a night out to discover a massive pile of cocaine on your coffee table?! You'd think your flatmate was the kindest most awesome dude ever to leave you such a gift. But then upon closer inspection you realise it's not actually cocaine and that it is in fact, foot dust where your dirty cunt of a housemate spent the evening getting high and shaving his foot callouses. This poor dude walked in to his flat to find the dusty pile just sitting on his coffee table. If that was me I would have dragged my flatmate out of bed and rubbed his fucking face in it. Dirty bastard!

I'm so glad I've never had to endure housemates if this is the revolting shit they get up to!