Pepe Hernandez was given the best birthday gift an 80-year-old man could be given - a lapdance from a hot young stripper. It was Pepe's dream to have a lapdance but as was married he didn't feel right getting one, but a few years after his wife died, Pepe's family all clubbed together and got the old man the present he'd always wanted. sadly though, the old dude must have had a bit too much excitement as he died the day after his birthday. To be fair, I can think of worse ways to go.
Is it just me or did old Pepe get a little too handsy with the stripper? I guess he's just making up for lost time.