Troubling times for Mansfield 103.2, whose signal has been overpowered eight times in the last month by some joker with a transmitter. On each of these occasions, listeners presumably hoping to enjoy the latest chart hits have instead been confronted with a recording of Ivor Biggun's The Winker's Song, a 1978 ode to masturbation.
Probably best we familiarise ourselves with the offending material at this point.
It is, of course, no laughing matter and Ofcom are mercifully on the case. If caught, the person responsible could be looking at a two year prison stretch and an unlimited fine. That ought to wipe the smile off their mischevious, sexually deviant face...