Theo Hernandez is a nineteen year-old left-back, and so highly rated that Real felt compelled to part with €24m in order to prise him away from local rivals Atletico.
Evidently delighted with their new signing, they invited fans and members of the press along to the Bernabeu for his big reveal. Usual sort of thing; yer man of the moment carefully placed in front of an advertising hoarding, whilst sporting a full kit and a ball with which to show off his skills.
It didn't quite go to plan...
¡Ya está aquí! @theo3_theo ya pisa el césped del Bernabéu! #HalaMadrid #RealMadrid pic.twitter.com/kJxVcHYpwG
— Defensacentral.com (@defcentral) July 10, 2017
Too late for a refund?