If you love a good old fashioned porn cliche you're going to bloody love this! While perusing subReddit I came across the TIFU (today I fucked up) section where there was a story of a girl who accidently ended up flashing the pizza delivery dude her gash. Understandably she was pretty mortified and jumped on Reddit to tell everyone about it, as she should.
Here's her story.
Well, this literally happened no more than five minutes ago. My boyfriend and I decided to build a bed fort in my living room and order pizza.
He went to the grocery store for dessert and the pizza wasn’t supposed to be delivered for at least another half hour.
I was trying to be funny/sexy by laying in a provocative pose on my bed completely naked, so that when my boyfriend opened the door I would be there (think: Rose in titanic on the sofa, but with both legs spread apart in the air).
Well, the pizza guy was a whole hour earlier than expected and my boyfriend was a few seconds behind him, confirmed by a phone call that said my boyfriend was a block away. The pizza guy knocked, I shouted, “Enter!” Thinking that it was weird my boyfriend was knocking but chocked it up to him being a dork.
The pizza boy opened my door, and stared at me as I laid there in my living room fort with my legs spread apart and every inch of me exposed. I immediately shouted, jumped up and pulled a blanket around me.
I went to sign for the pizza and I couldn’t make eye contact with the driver. I signed my receipt and accidentally wrote in an extra 0, making my tip 100 instead of 10. I was so mortified at this point that I didn’t think to scratch it out, and instead just wrote the total before giving the receipt back and shutting the door. My boyfriend came back to my house a second after the pizza guy departed and now he’s laughing at me and shouting, “Enter!” at me every chance he can get.
I wonder if she ordererd anchovies on her pizza?!