You best get to a festival pronto as 'glitter boobs' are all the rage

I've never really been very trendy and have only ever been to a handful of festivals in my life; none being the cool ones like Coachella and Glastonbury. I'm more of a folk festival sort of gal, so the only people I get to see are bearded hippies, and that's just the women.

I've been seeing a hot new trend popping up on the festival circuit recently and that is 'glitter tits'. It's pretty self explanatory really, girls just whack a shitload of glitter on their chebs and brighten up everyone's day. I'm well onboard with this.

As trends go, I bloody love this. Let's just hope only the semi decent looking girls want to participate and not the saggy titted munters.