This Terry Wogan statue appears to be holding a dildo

Haters will say it's a microphone...



...and that would be the most logical explanation too, particularly when you take in to account the late Eurovision host's long and illustrious broadcasting career.

But if the sculptor had intended for it to be a microphone then surely he would have made it look like one, and not a dildo?

10/10 a dildo.  Case closed.