Here we have an entire team made up of players whose careers were interrupted after unfortunate encounters with the drugs testers.
Diego Maradona's without doubt the racing heartbeat of the outfit with an incredible '5 Sustancias' to his name. It'd probably be easier to list the banned substances he didn't get caught taking really. Hero.
Nice to see Rene 'scorpion kick' Higuita on there too. Reckon he was off his face that night at Wembley? It'd explain a lot...