Introducing 'Scroguard' - the weird condom that covers your entire pelvis
For those who think that condoms aren't quite safe enough, there is now something that covers your entire pelvis - the Scroguard.
I thought that people wanted thinner condoms that can be stored easily in their wallet but apparently I'm wrong. An Atlanta based company has done the complete opposite. Their new product 'scroguard' "comfortably" covers your entire genital area like a giant jockstrap and looks utterly fucking mental. The company says that although condoms offer protection against sexually transmitted diseases, they aren't entirely foolproof while fighting diseases like herpes. I mean yeah, it's a cool idea in theory but if some dude whipped this out when I was about to have sex with him I would grab my clothes and leg it out of there.
I can't see this catching on!
