What's the perfect sex position for your penis size?!

Despite what porn tells you, it is most definitely not common to have a 9inch dong. So many guys used to call me whilst I was on the channels and tell me their dick was 9 or 10 inches long. Like shut the fuck up dude, I know you're lying. The average UK penis is actually only half that at around 4-5 inches.



If you're unfortunate and you're working with what we call a micro-penis then you're going to have to get creative with your sexual positions. There's no point in trying to take your Mrs from behind if you've got a dick the size of an acorn. You're going to need to try a position that will allow deeper penetration such as her on her back with her legs pulled right back. That's always a good'un. For those ranging from a micro-ween right up to a swinging salami, these are the ideal postions for your size.