Watch 100 people try to eat a banana seductively

Watching a person eating something that is rather phallic shape is always bound to provoke a certain reaction in people. The trusty old banana has long been the filthy bastard of the fruit world, with women deepthroating them and even whacking them up their asses in certain porn films (I don't recommend watching that one). When I used to eat a banana on the train on my way into work, there was always at least one dude watching how I eat it. I made sure I gave him nothing. I'm stingy like that.

I'm not sure what this video showing 100 people trying to eat a banana seductively is supposed to do, but it certainly doesn't make me horny. Take a look and decide for yourself.



...And this is what I think I look like eating a banana...



...versus what I actually look like